I think we’ve officially reached that annoying time in the year where it’s sweater weather in the morning, but by midday, if you wear a sweater, you die from heatstroke.
every year i wait for this post. it always comes right on time
And then it’s jacket weather at night.
My mum’s friends at work are having a baby and their last name is watts so they were trying work out a name for it, i suggested 60 and they both looked confused so i said maybe 20 would suit them better
[lawyer voice] the prosecution makes a compelling argument, but have you considered this *puts middle finger up*
my writing style could best be described as “probably more commas than is entirely necessary”