wow this firefly haitus is really taking a while isnt it
MY BROTHER TOLD ME HIS TEACHER SAID “WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD” IS ACTUALLY A JOKE SAYING THAT PEOPLE WHO WALK INTO TRAFFIC TO KILL THEMSELVES ARE COWARDS
THE CHICKEN IS A PERSON
CROSSING THE ROAD IS WALKING INTO ONCOMING TRAFFIC
OH MY GOD THAT IS NOT FUNNY AT ALL
And the punchline is a metaphor for the afterlife
I have absolutely no idea what this is but I absolutely love it!
this is my new favourite post ever on anything
Monty Python’s Flying Circus… possibly one of the best things to ever air
"i don’t support feminism because i don’t hate men"
Sure is actually. I believe the term you’re interested in is GENDER EQUALITY.
He’s just mad because he can’t acquire all the apple juice that I’m acquiring. (x)
Jessica Williams and Travon (one of the staff writers) do it again!
This is why white women can’t be in the natural hair movement
You never know how much they say “Wildcats” in High School Musical til you have to drink everytime they do.
I’m reblogging this not because they say Wildcats a lot but because we’re acting on the assumption that people who are old enough to drink sit around playing drinking games to HSM and that’s beautiful.
"WE ARE SEX BOB-OMB AND WE’RE HERE TO MAKE YOU THINK ABOUT DEATH AND GET SAD AND STUFF"